Delve into the Depths



The Lazy Olympics right from your La-Z-boy Chair..

Any Lazy person could partake in this event directly from their home. All you need is live internet transmission, allowing people from all over the world to view these dedicated athletes and make there is no fowl play. The world will partake in this wonderful event, watching as these amazing athlete’s sit in their comfortable La-Z-boy chair and let the day drown away. The last remaining person wins Gold and is declared the laziest person in the world until the next Olympics. People are encouraged to be original and creative as they sit in their chairs.


Mostly a leader. A leader is willing to concede.

Actually, its varying degrees. I could be a follower, but because i have the capacity to be a leader, I chose leader. Really, it depends on the circumstance. If I feel someone is more capable to handle a certain situation, maybe based on their prior experience, I am willing to concede. It gives me a chance to relieve myself of the pressure at time. However, if things are not going as smoothly, I am willing to take the reins and I’ll attempt to use some brilliant or inspiring words to reassure others that I can be trusted to lead.


Howdy neighbor or not

This is Miami and things are different. I do not speak with any of my neighbors and never have. I’ve been living in the same spot for over 7 years.


Sleep will help a headache

Sleeping beauty

Sleep!!! My headaches are mostly derived from stress or lack of sleep. That’s my queue to get some rest.


I loved History Class

I loved that class. It was the easiest I believe. All the other classes, apart from Gym, involved too much thinking. History is remembering the dates and locations of certain events. Even greater is seeing how things began to unfold, you get to see human nature and still after everything history has taught us, we cannot fully understand that nature. Although I enjoyed studying WWII et al…I believe history is at its greatest when studying cultures and mythologies. It’s so captivating. I never realized how much I loved history until I entered College and they told me I have enough credits for a double major. All that time they were my elective courses.


I can’t say ‘no’ to OLIVES

Olives

Olives are my Kryptonite. It’s an Argentinian thing. They have little corner shops in Argentina with jars of Olives for emergencies. Olives are like chocolate to me. you can add it to various meals, treat them like appetizers, or something quick to snack on. Yum!


Cementary or Sematary

It might sound a bit morbid, but I would prefer a Cemetery. If I had a zoo, I doubt I would be sleep deprived with all those noises coming from inside the lcoation. I would decline living next to a dump, simply because its unsanitary and smelly. I would hate living next to a gas station, with cars passing by continuously, honking and the lights glaring through my house (24 hrs). As for a shady liquor store, I’d would constantly be worried about illegal activities or possible drive-by’s. The cemetary, I feel, is the one I would least mind. I might even catch a glance at a few Casper’s or ghouls.


The Cold

The best part of cold weather in Miami (sans snow), is rushing back home to its warmth and snuggling up with a throw and warm hot chocolate. Yum!


A hard goodbye

In a way, I guess I’ve been blessed with my family. I’ve hardly lived through any actual family deaths; excluding my fathers. He was death, however, was not difficult to sustain as I never really knew him. My most difficult goodbye, to this date, is the death of my pekingese, Pretty. I cried for days and felt depressed. She was my companion, albeit a grouch. Her death was the hardest I have faced and although its wishful thinking, I hope its the last I face.


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I’ll get a stiff back but I won’t mind commuting from Miami, Fl to Anchorage, Alaska

Anywhere but here is what I say. I wouldn’t mind seeing Alaska and I’ll go by vehicle if I have to. I love traveling and willing to sacrifice that time.


I’m rooting for the underdog - The pig wins!

What kind of small pig are we talking about here? Babyrousa? Boar? Guinea? Domestic? I’m thinking even the small (domestic) pig will outsmart the dumb turkey. Their intelligence is much greater. It’ll probably lead it off a cliff.


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